Quote Originally Posted by Deige
If he is not staring right at your genitals and is standing 5ft behind you, I think you may be able to pull the whizzinator off. I personally wouldn't recommend it, especially if jail time is a factor. I realize that you don't have any other options, so I will just wish you the best of luck. Remember... If you plan to substitute, practice, practice, practice.
I will practice for a while, thanks.

Jail time is not a factor.

Anyone know the best place to buy a legit wizzinator?