Quote Originally Posted by calibus2723
Bump, anyone got any input on the wizzinator?

Dilution doesn't seem to be an option at the moment, anything better for substitution than the wizzinator? And if they'd be the best bet, where could I buy one?

The guy who monitors me never comes closer than 5 feet, and he always has water running and stuff.
If he is not staring right at your genitals and is standing 5ft behind you, I think you may be able to pull the whizzinator off. I personally wouldn't recommend it, especially if jail time is a factor. I realize that you don't have any other options, so I will just wish you the best of luck. Remember... If you plan to substitute, practice, practice, practice.