Big guy, plenty of time, money not an issue, help?

[calibus2723]

Title says it, I'm about 6'1 and I weigh a little over 300, and I need to pass a monitored drug test. They stand behind me and watch, no mirrors or anything.

What's my best bet? Expensive stuff like the wizzinator, or simple remedies/ strip pills?

calibus2723 Reviewed by calibus2723 on 03-21-2010. Big guy, plenty of time, money not an issue, help? Title says it, I'm about 6'1 and I weigh a little over 300, and I need to pass a monitored drug test. They stand behind me and watch, no mirrors or anything. What's my best bet? Expensive stuff like the wizzinator, or simple remedies/ strip pills? Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

For observed testing situations, your best bet would be diluting. Follow the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread.

[calibus2723]

For observed testing situations, your best bet would be diluting. Follow the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread.

Alright, thanks.

Any other 100% ways I could do it?

[killerweed420]

Substitution is the only 100% way to do it and it looks like you're observed so thats not safe.
Other than that its trying to get clean with exercise and a high fiber diet.

[calibus2723]

My test has a guy standing about 4-5 feet behind me, and that's it, so would the wizzinator work well?

[calibus2723]

Bump, anyone got any input on the wizzinator?

Dilution doesn't seem to be an option at the moment, anything better for substitution than the wizzinator? And if they'd be the best bet, where could I buy one?

The guy who monitors me never comes closer than 5 feet, and he always has water running and stuff.

[Deige]

Bump, anyone got any input on the wizzinator?

Dilution doesn't seem to be an option at the moment, anything better for substitution than the wizzinator? And if they'd be the best bet, where could I buy one?

The guy who monitors me never comes closer than 5 feet, and he always has water running and stuff.

If he is not staring right at your genitals and is standing 5ft behind you, I think you may be able to pull the whizzinator off. I personally wouldn't recommend it, especially if jail time is a factor. I realize that you don't have any other options, so I will just wish you the best of luck. Remember... If you plan to substitute, practice, practice, practice.

[calibus2723]

If he is not staring right at your genitals and is standing 5ft behind you, I think you may be able to pull the whizzinator off. I personally wouldn't recommend it, especially if jail time is a factor. I realize that you don't have any other options, so I will just wish you the best of luck. Remember... If you plan to substitute, practice, practice, practice.

I will practice for a while, thanks.

Jail time is not a factor.

Anyone know the best place to buy a legit wizzinator?

[killerweed420]

How long before you have to take the test? Be aware that getting caught cheating on a court ordered UA is an automatic felony.

[calibus2723]

I'd have around a month, not quite sure, maybe like 20-30 days