Quote Originally Posted by pepurr
Let me tell you of something that happened to me in Texas. ... Sixteen years have passed, and I haven't woke up yet. The nightmare continues. Even so, I do see hope. :rastasmoke: ...
okay, now I got to tell my Texas story. :rastasmoke:

I'm smoking a bowl in my car at this empty campground by this beautiful lake in the hill country, just minding my own business, thinking how cool this country was all that. I put up the bowl, put down the top (rental car imp: ) and get ready to roll on back to San Anton when this psycho bitch old lady from the front gate comes flying up behind me in her car, passes me and the suddenly cuts in front of me, cutting me off all Starsky and Hutch like. :wtf:

She starts babbling off a bunch shite about how I should have checked with her and front gate before even coming on the campsite and all this bullshit. I just looked at her and cracked up, . . that didn't help much, she just got madder. I somehow got her calmed down and was able to drive off but damn what a buzz kill. I had load another bowl for the drive back. :smokin:

but, that was a long time ago, I seriously would NOT drive in Texas (or Oklahoma for that matter) with bud.