Seriously...? You want us to help you lie to your wife? Not sure what kind of website you think this is, but likely you are in the wrong place.

For starters, don't you think your wife has the right to know you are commiting a crime in her home? (must be a criminal offense, or there would be no paranoia about the police peeking through your walls) And you seem to think she deserves no respect nor does she have the right to choose?

I always thought trust was the foundation of a relationship. For some I guess, it's just a hinderance to selfishness.

Not to mention it's against site rules...
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