paddy irishman, paddy scotsman an paddy englishman are lost in the middle of the desert when they come across a magic lamp, so they give it a rub and a geine pops out an tells them he'll give them each one wish but they cant wish themselves out of the desert.so they think for a minute and paddy irishman says "i wish for an endless bottle of water so i dont die of thirst", and with a puff of smoke he was holding an ice cold bottle of water, next paddy scotsman steps up an says "i wish for a bottomless bag of food so i dont die of hunger" an with a puff of smoke the genie made a bottomless bag of food appear in front of him. lastly paddy englishman speaks up an says "i wish for a car door" an with a puff of smoke the car door appeared in front of him an the genie disappeared. so the 3 of them walked on, 2 with very puzzeled looks on there faces until they stopped to rest.when they stopped paddy irishman and paddy scotsman looked at each other and decided to ask "why on earth did you wish for a car door?". paddy englishman looked at them with a smug grin on his face an said" you two might have the food and water but when it gets hot you two will roast an all i'll have to do is roll down the car window".:S5:
HappyDayzEire Reviewed by HappyDayzEire on . Giz a good joke. Everyone loves a good joke, heard any good ones lately?:D Rating: 5