It keeps growing.... I need help

[tinytoon]

Vance your killing me LOL :S2:

[demoreal]

you seriously should not risk your college education for a plant. at least plant in some hidden place outside. seriously think what you are doing. throw that plant out.

[demoreal]

i don't know how you even got in to college. but don't wast it.

[drudown11]

damn you guys sure ripped this kid a new one. hahah

[lifted247]

Im not gonna come in and be any more of an ass than everyone else lol even though you deserve it jamesbud420, but I will say something for you, Google is a powerful, I mean powerful tool my friends. you can literally find millions of articles on each individual stage throughout a cannabis plants life, and then millions more on each of the tiny random things tht could ever possibly go wrong with it. But since everyone here has told you that, over and over, try this. go to Wal Mart (this is for the simplest dorm grow ever) get two 2ft 6500 k fourescent tube fixters and a couple of 26W CFL's, take a solo cup, fill with good soil, plant seed, if it sprouts, grow it, you can place flourescent bulbs like 2 or 3 inchs away from plant, a reading lamp is nt a grow lamp. once it gets the size you want it, go by some 2700 k cfls, throw em where the other ones were flower that bitch, oh yeah (that meas putting it under 12/12 light cycle) and it will turn out 10 billion times better than what you have here. This is like a 50 dallar investment, and even then youll prolly only get a half O at the most, but at least you can lose your virginity , ( and what your doing now, you still have your virginity, your first grow is like a bad sex story gone wrong, like way wrong. good luck, and man you guys made me crack up through this entire forum lol college come on kid, you need to drop out and go to common sense school

[lifted247]

Oh yeah, also did anyone else see the name of this thread, its , "IT WONT STOP GROWING, I NEED HELP" like when i clicked on it i was thinking likthis enourmous plant portruding out of the door of someones closet, like in scary movie where the plant rolls damon waynes up and smokes him hahaha, this thread should have been called simply, " I NEED HELP", or "IT WONT GROW AT ALL, I NEED HELP" or I DONT KNOW HOW TO USE GOOGLE, I NEED HELP" anyone else think of some clever ones lol i could go all day

[tinytoon]

the most stretched twig known to mankind

[martyrprojekt]

Allright...this thread is awesome. I love that this guy is all worried about getting in trouble (DUDE...you are growing this plant on your nightstand...Your RA will spot it walking down the hallway...moron).

And, yes...I work with the younger generation...and they are THIS STUPID. I see people getting fired from a great Union job that pays them 60-70K per year for theft and not showing up to work. And they complain when they have to actually work. :wtf::wtf::wtf:

I gotta wonder...Maybe we should stop coddling them and treat them the way we were...like shit! It made is tougher and prepared us for the world. My dad used to threaten to take me out...and make one better. I think we are protecting these little punks sooo much that we are not letting natural selection take its course. Now JOhnny dumbass is able to live and procreate. WE ARE ALL SCREWED.

Here's my advice...if your kid is a dumbass...let him play outside in traffic. Do the world a favor