What can i get for my girlfriend??!??!?!? please help...

[AbandonNegativity]

Just make sure that once you do make out with her you don't have a chin dildo on. That might get in the way.

BUAHAHAHAHAHA! I made that lousy mistake once.

[SLiC112]

why you aint make out wit her???... pussy...

[daZenfmeister]

why you aint lern ingesh? WTF!!!1


Well anyways I'm fucking happy because last night I piker her up to go to a movie and right before we got to the theater she said "You know, I really don't want to go to this movie." and so I said okay so what do you want to do? All she said was that she didn't want to go home! So I was like hell yeah. But then after driving around for 2 hours we went up to this hill that overlooks the whole city and so I was getting kinda nervous but we ate and then after about 30 min of talking I finally went for it and we made out twice before the cops showed up............they had pulled someone over right next to us and they fucking put their spotlight directly on us. So we had to leave. Oh well at least now I'm a man lol.....

[ParadiseLife]

good job keep us updated you life amuzes me
lol u have never had sex have u ....

[daZenfmeister]

nada i was like a super computer nerd before i started smoking and now after only like a year i have completly abandoned my old life, its funny to watch someone play a gome that you havnt played in over a year and you just think how childish it is. well anyways im glad my life is amusing to someone that just gives me soo much self esteem. yeah well im sorry im pretty drunk right now. my girl LOOOOVES to drink so yeah anyways no i havnt had sex but this girl is like well travelled compared to me. shes had like 50 b/f's and had sex like 4 times. i hope the first time i fuck her i dont get an std or something. but also im planning on taking my GED at the end of this year so that we can graduate togther and go to college together..........i get the feeling she wants a steady guy now and not some weird fling cause otherwise she wouldnt have asked ME out i mean im usually mister dull and nerdy but i think im gonna change now i think i already am actually. I love my girlfriend and oh my god i need to not come to this forum when im drunk cause im rambling again..