^LOL... yeah, things could be worse!

DH, thank you for those ideas!!

I'll definitely go get a watering wand. Does this work under pressure or is it just a gravity-fed wand?
Would the Dutch Leach Tray work for soil runoff (just put my containers in there like a big tub?). How would I empty it? I may be able to just empty the individual container trays with a turkey baster, but the watering wand is gonna be crucial!!