Quote Originally Posted by firestartersydd
Thats the funniest shit Ive seen all day, but so true at the same time. Bob, you need your own religion buddy.
Actually, I am an ordained Reverend. Got my credentials about three months ago... The Universal Life Church on the internet. I have a Doctorate of Divinity too! I can marry people, do funerals, baptisms, circumcisions, bar mitzvas, sweat lodges, and head shrinking. I can bless things, and the coolest part is that I can CURSE things too!

I am doing my first (and only) wedding in July in Ruidoso...no shit!

All these years people have been saying I was full of bullshit. Now that I am a holy man it is no longer bullshit...It is GOSPEL!

So bless you all!

Rev. Bedrock Bob