Please pardon my sarcasam,

So you want to smoke some Hawaiian weed? The stuff that you on the mainland just cannot get? Weed so good you melt in your boots? Here's what you do;


Get on a plane. They leave just about every other hour. Destination Hilo. Whan you get there go to the park and buy what you need. Smoke yourself stupid. Continue as long as you wish.


Then get back on the plane and go home. There, problem solved.