Just Another Crappy Day in Paradise Maui Grow Log

[ForgetClassC]

Haha no they probably sell them. I mean hell, they MIGHT eat them, but that'd suck. Anyways, those some good neighbors, I bet they've helped out before and know what goes down. A pic of the little ones woulda been funny, but life's only so good.

-C

[canniwhatsis]

:S2: Kids were just trying to collect jacksons and got their asses whopped for trespassing!!! :thumbsup:


Good neighbors BTW! :jointsmile:

[Weezard]

Wait - so what do the kids do with those Jacksons once they've collected a few? They don't throw them on the BBQ do they?

Dang Lizard poachers prolly sell them to pet stores!
They fetch about $ 100 for a male

They change color, have independent eyes, a foot long, lightnin' fast tongue, a prehensile tail, and their feet are on sideways.
What's not to love?

They are not native to the islands so I don't think they are "protected", but poking around on private property at 3:00am is a good way to get shot, or treed.

I would have taken some "mug shots" in case of future hassles.

By the time dem kidz finish tellin' their version of this story, curiosity might prompt some visits from bolder cuzzins wit' bad intent.
When dey get to da part 'bout da 6 dozen, huge, vicious dogs, it should dampen some of the interest though.

I'll bet O.H. sleeps pretty light this time of year anyway, yah?

Ah, good times!

Aloha,
Weeze

[Dutch Pimp]

running out of edit time...:stoned:...I forgot what I was gonna say...:rastabanna:

[oldhaole]

Weezard... Hit the nail on the head. The junior thiefs mom and dad said I "kidnapped" their little monster. Cops came up to talk to me. Explained that I never touched him, But I wanted to know who was the driver of the car, the kids told me to F off so I went searching on my own. And I didn't like the kids' attitude, so I left them with the mob below, up in the pepper tree.

That piqued their interest. Did I know the adult driving the car? You bet. Make, model, licence number, and dent in the drivers door, here you go. They ran it....stolen. Another cop pulls in. Ask me the questions again. I think I am
going to jail... one cops= questions, two or more = jail. They want names and numbers for everyone involved.... got them too.

Went so far as to ask one of them what I should get my wife of my now very pissed off youth how much my bail will be, so I can send her to the bank. He looks all serious at me, then busts into a smile. "You aren't going to jail. The kids will be, not you."

Why are they going to jail? I'm not going to press charges.

Cop explains that this little crew has not only been taking Jacksons. They also hit unoccupied houses and steal anything that is not locked up. Been at it for a couple of weeks. Now they have a witness....me. Realy? That's just peachy. Fuck Me Running. I am so screwed.

I'm not worried about the house. Until further notice the mob is all outside. Today I am going to switch cars, My partner in crime will be driving my car and I will take his wife's. I gotta lay low until this blows over. Weezard is right again. I do not see the kids families taking this laying down. They know the house is guarded so they will try to catch me away from it. Guess you all know where I will be.

From John Rambo To Joe Coward in 24 hours. A new record!

Your friend'

The Idiot.

Now some comments to your comments,

LSY...I'm not sure of what is mauling your girls. I can tell you I have never seen Blackspot from my roses hop to a weed plant. Do they grow any crops around you? It has to come from somewhere. What other plants does it hit? When I have a question that I can't find the answer to, I go to the U of Hawaii Agricultural station and ask the brains there. Maybe you have something similar. Get on the phone and ask a pro. Ya gotta stop that stuff.

Weezard. Much, much, mahalo.

Get this.... The plants should be fine. Nobody knows nothing. Pepper tree is 15 ft on to my property. Plants are 200+ yds away.

Big..They buy the jacksons for $20 from the kids, put them in a box and airmail them to the mainland. The big males can go for $200 there. A lot die in transit, but they don't care.

Class.. you got it. Everyone knows what I do.... but I am not the only one. So we watch out for each other.

Canni... I did not touch anybody. When the kids got home...yea an asswhooping was probably administered....just not from me. And the one that made it come off so perfectly was my wife. She had to keep the mob inside and quiet. And that ain't an easy trick.

Weezard... you know what living here is like. And you are reading my mind. Thanks again.

Dutch... Smoke another joint. It'll all come back to you. :thumbsup:


Now enough talk.....BUDPORN!

For those of you playing at home these are #,s 16, 11, 10, 13, and 8 in that order.

[bigsby]

The size of those things is just staggering. It is hard to appreciate from the pictures without some sense of scale. I would say well done but I'm thinking this may be an average grow... I think you handled that situation very well. Remember, they came to you. Not the other way around. I've seen those Jacksons before. We used to come across them in the Middle East. Pretty damn cool animals.

[Shovelhandle]

wonderbar! :thumbsup:

[ForgetClassC]

Big..They buy the jacksons for $20 from the kids, put them in a box and airmail them to the mainland. The big males can go for $200 there. A lot die in transit, but they don't care.

Man, ain't it a shame. And $200 is a deal an a chameleon around here, $175 for a baby that probably won't eat. You want an established, happy, well eating chameleon, at least $350, at LEAST. That's why I =got me a White-lined Gecko. I wish he wasn't as fast as he is so I could hold the fucker, but either way, he's tight. Those girls are MASSIVE, and I bet if your mob needs some help, I'm sure there are a few dogs that wouldn't mind being rescued to a nice house with tons of land where they are ALLOWED to f*** sh** up. lol.

Good neighbors are hard to find, smart ones are even rarer.

-C

[LetsSeeYa]

LSY...I'm not sure of what is mauling your girls. I can tell you I have never seen Blackspot from my roses hop to a weed plant. Do they grow any crops around you? It has to come from somewhere. What other plants does it hit? When I have a question that I can't find the answer to, I go to the U of Hawaii Agricultural station and ask the brains there. Maybe you have something similar. Get on the phone and ask a pro. Ya gotta stop that stuff.

I called the University of Mass. but she said that it was impossible to tell me what it might be in less she had it in hand. I believe she didn't want to take a guess and then be wrong. I did this 2 weeks ago. Its some type of fungi's and posted a pic of it on the growth around my area. There are a ton of Black Berry bushes, which might be related to the rose bush as they both are a thorn bush. No crops closer then 300-400 yards, its corn, looking mighty nice and a buddy lives closer to it then me, but hes got no issues. I bought some new anti fungicide to treat these issues and not just the 3 in 1 stuff that treats for bugs an mites. This stuff can be put on as a powder or a spray. Its going to rain today so il wait till it drys out a bit then apply. This stuff even treats Blight, which was something a friend told me to look at, plus other fungi's types it will control. But my yield will suffer as new growth has been infected.

Hell iv been worried about the heat and thieves, but not some sorta shit on them. But will see how this works and iv post a pic of the near by plant to show just that there is a fungi's amongus


:rasta:

[oldhaole]

The size of those things is just staggering. It is hard to appreciate from the pictures without some sense of scale. I would say well done but I'm thinking this may be an average grow... I think you handled that situation very well. Remember, they came to you. Not the other way around. I've seen those Jacksons before. We used to come across them in the Middle East. Pretty damn cool animals.

The red handleled shovel is 5 ft. Since I have no level ground to take a picture from maybe this will provide the scale you would like to see. With no level ground I am always taking a shot from above, (Plant looks smaller) or below (Plant looks bigger.)

Hope this helps.