Quote Originally Posted by esc420pot
dun worry bro iv been on probation for almost 3 years now and have never tested dirty and im a straight stoner. k, first off, the best 100 percent way is go to ur local smoke shop and buy quick fix or some other brand that u drink and will make u piss clean for 5 hours. BE SURE TO FOLLOW TH DIRECTIONS. But for these drinks u have to not smoke for up to 48 hours... shitty...
Quick Fix is not a magic drink potion. Its premixed synthetic urine used for substitution.
Detox drinks are a scam to seperate the desperate and credulous from their cash. They are an overpriced means of accomplishing the same thing that can be accomplished by following the guidelines outlined in the Dilution sticky thread.



Quote Originally Posted by esc420pot
second, buy synthetic pis and follow directions. but sometimes this will get you caught cause some lack bubbles wich makes it look unrealistic , especially if the person testing u is watching. Depending on where u live these might be hard to find.
Not true. A lack of bubbles or foam is not a concern to the labs because this condition can be exhibited in human samples as well. Red flags are raised when the sample exhibits excessive amounts of foaming when the sample is shook (due to the use of some adulterants).
Most probation tests are closely observed, so subbing with synthetic or a clean persons sample is not a viable option anyway.


Quote Originally Posted by esc420pot
which brings me to the third option. Go to a health store or vitamin store and buy 500mg NIACIN diet supplimentary pills. and a gallon of green tea. take 1 niacin every 4-5 hors. if ur more then 220 pounds i recommend 2. and drink the whole gallon of tea oh and make sure its real green tea not that arizona suger crap. and ull forsure test clean. BUT I MUST WARN U!! taking the niacin ull feel like u have a bad sunburn all over and itch like a mother fucker! But its completely natural , its just the pills pushing the toxins out ur pours, and will only last abot 25-55 min depending on the person.
Niacin is a myth. It does nothing to rid the body of THC. THC is non-toxic, so its erroneous to label THC a "toxin".
Green tea does not rid the body of THC. Like the magic detox potions, Green tea just merely dilutes the THCA concentration thats present in the bladder. And as with all dilution techniques, the actions of the green tea and magic potion are only temporary. Once all of the fluids taken in had been urinated out, the dirty donor will resume testing postive for THC.


There is no product nothing, that can rid the body of THC except time and fat-burning exercise.
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