ok, ill translate to correct, american english, from silly british language

roll a joint
get a 2 liter bottle
make 2 hole, one a carb one for the joint
hold the carb and suck through the top of the bottle
get the bottle full of smoke
release the carb
cough your ass off


yes rice paper is fine

edit:::if your american youll probally not use a roach of cardboard like he said, and youll prolly be a man and use straight weed and no pussy tobacco