I ran out of time and could not edit the post above any more.

I wanted to add that with the instructions above you are drinking anywhere from 72 to 96 oz of fluid depending on what size bottle you use. You could just as easily pass using a pouch of Pop Rocks instead of Certo. You wouldn't credit the candy. You'd still dilute enough to pass as long as your creatinine and/or specific gravity aren't checked.