Post your Freestyles!!!

[SmokinThaHaze]

bloke goin off like he got sumthin ta say
talkin bout he got a benz an niggas will start ta spray
writin rhymes can cum eazy or it can be hard
but bloke juss showed us that hes a true retard
boy talkin bout canadian bacon an dumb shit
he don even know tha first thing on how ta spit
this is callin u out homie so show me wut uve gott
so ask 4 tha mic cuz i done dropped it like its hott

[skinupsimon]

i came, i come
heavy as a gun
you want my rhyme, you gonna get some
your rhymes are big, but mine are bigger
holding the trigga is a real bad nigga
i came to win ya, & i will
standing still while you get ill
that is me, me is that bat
mc's the ball, me the cricket bat
each word is a lyric, each lyric is a page
there aint no stage i cant rampage
you hear the rhyme, its cuts in time
spread it energeticly, ruff & poetically
this mc is born free.........

[MCNasty]

don't write down your free styles meet me at Iguanos cafe in San jose for open mic , look for mike willis, AKA nasty mik

[KellisJ2003]

Yo Yo

Listen to all these punk ass kids tryin to spit shit
they dont know what its like to rhyme, not even a little bit
these kids talkin about cricket and eggs
shit, if i ever saw you on the steet, id break your fuckin legs
listen to that kid smokinthat haze
kid truly doesnt know what its really like to get blazed
he thinks hes badass, cuz all he likes to do is cuss
when you know hes sittin at the end of his street waitin for the short bus
yeah thats right, i called you retarted bitch
and if you ever tried to confront me, id beat you until i dont even see you twitch
skinupsimon think he knows what its like to rap
youve lived in england your whole life, where the fuck did you learn that?
the worst ghetto youve ever seen is in a cafe indulgin in chips and tea
i bet if you asked politely enough, they would serve you your own fuckin pee
hey, its cool, ive got nothin against you brits
cuz if you were over in the states our bitches would let you suck on their tits
all i really want in life is some sweet british pussy
maybe i should ask your mom, wait, maybe not, i bet her cunts all busy
shit, i better stop tearin these kids a new asshole
cuz i got to check in with the officer that is in charge of my parole

[somebody someone]

exactly the same
u try n play the game
but u all fall down -
without a sound
aint got much to say
but listen anyway
coz u might just learn
when ta skip a turn
coz when ya been out done
u jus turn and run
like a bullet from a gun
with a silencer on
yo im only 15
and accross the seas
but il say what i want
n il say it with ease

[somebody someone]

damn i also kill every thread i post on btw

[Mr. Mary Jane]

one dream is strong in only one mind
but imagine all of our dreams combined...

a dream where people dont djugje by the cloths u wear
or the way u talk and how much u swear
not by religeon or the colors of skin..
but wait thats only where i begin.

imagine a dream where people are able
to grab a joint a bong or pipe
and light it in public on a stary night...

with out people yelling "police" in fright....







AHAHAHAHA IM SO RUINED. i just smoked a outa my water bong
and all the water just spillt on me.....fuck and its hard to type 2

[ridethefire]

I dont freestyle cuz im white, it'd probably get me in a fight. Instead I bust some crazy riffs, then light up a couple spliffs. Rap really isnt my thing: no beats, no flow, none of that bling! Rap is just noise, written by little boys who couldnt afford decent toys. It all about gangs and stuff ive seen, Id rather sit at home and smoke some green...

[Kramerica]

You can bet your bottom dollar when Im around theres weed in the area
Smoking mad blunts, causing mass hysteria
Welcome to Greenwood City
No, welcome to pot head city
And thanks to Dan Im the cannabis anchor man
Yes Looker you should shake my hand
Cause the weed done got me too cocky
And I wont smoke blunts with dudes who roll sloppy
Inhale, exhale, smoke like a fool
The only thing you ever smoked was a Kool
Youll be duck taped and butt raped in catholic school
Bastard
Listen to Kram, as he gets faster
You and me aint never gonna see eye to eye
You dont like to get high,
Your whole life is one fuckin lie

[Etrain]

You may think I'm writing a freestyle, but I'm really not. I love substances, especially my sticky green pot : )