Post your Freestyles!!!

[juggalo420]

crack pipe glass/ acid stash/ trip balls then kill this hoe horror movie style, cut and slash/ nigga its been awhile, dont go into denial, spanish fly and my dicks in her vertical smile/ wake up then you try and call the po-po i m gonna kill you cause your a hoe-hoe, or shit oh no.

[Darkneon420]

Thoughts of you swiming in my head.
I wanna have you in my bed.
The looks you give me send chills up my spine.
Come on baby nows the time.
My up on your low,
Its actually starting to show.
Sometimes you are cold.
But i'll warm you up with my wispers.
Lipping up a twister.
Lets do it old fashioned,
But with a kick of passion.
Sweaty and heavy,
I'll take all of your energy.
You got me around your fingure,
Now guide me where to lingure.
Fighting with all my mite,
Im gunna have you by tonight.

Oh how I love my Luc!!!!!!! And oh how he loves me too!

[Darkneon420]

We will grow together
We will protect eachother
Maybe your my significant other
but one thing will stand int he way
The fact your so far away
I'll let you go but its to hard
I'll lie to survive but regret will soon come out
I know it but my heads in this doubt
And my lungs will close from the marijuana smoke
Take that one last toke
feel the burn within your soul
Toxic blood running threw my veins
Free from these chains
Do you think i want to change?
Life is wonderful on you
My personal high
your touch on my thigh
Your kiss on mine
Totally in bliss
Take a hit and let it all go
Lifes to short not to have fun
Shut the door your in your room.
Lay underneithe your bed
away fromt he people and their lyes
away from everyones eyes
your my personal high.


Im having too much fun with this!!!!! actually i wrote this a long ass time ago about a girl I was in love with. Ah Beth was a great friend, too bad her life has been so hard. She dident deserve it. Poor thing.

[ermitonto]

The wheels on the bus go round and round, fuckin' round and round, round and round, nigga
the wheels on the bus go round and round all through the muthafuckin' town!
The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep, cocksucka, beep beep beep, beep beep beep
The horn on the bus goes beep beep beep all through the muthafuckin' town!
The door on the bus goes open and shut, bitch, open and shut, open and shut,
The door on the bus goes open and shut all through the muthafuckin' town!
The bling on the bus goes clink clink clink, clink clink clink, clink clink clink,
The bling on the bus goes clink clink clink all through the muthafuckin' town!
The cracka ass driver on the bus says 'move on back, move on back move on back',
The cracka ass driver on the bus says 'move on back' all through the muthafuckin' town!
The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish, muthafucka, swish swish swish, swish swish swish,
The wipers on the bus go swish swish swish all through the muthafuckin' town!
The people on the bus go up and down, up and down, up and down like me with your mom,
The people on the bus go up and down all through the muthafuckin' town!
The fuckin babies on the bus go WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH,
The fuckin babies on the bus go WAH WAH WAH all through the muthafuckin' town!
The hoes on the bus go SHH SHH SHH, SHH SHH SHH, SHH SHH SHH,
The hoes on the bus go SHH SHH SHH all through the muthafuckin' town nigga!

[SLiC112]

your rhymes are week
your ryhthms trash
pull up a seat son
and take tha fuckin class
but hold up hold up
tha rooms got smoke all around
you wont be learnin much
when were smokin pound for pound
round and round
pass that sweet
no motha fuckin pigs got
any dirt on me
get all that tch
all up in my system
...fuck it im white

LOL!

[tagnamestek]

for your freestyle i wouldnt pay a pense
if your gon go then at least make sense
sayin eminems the shit
but he sounds like a whiney 12 year old
thats right i said it you got told
its eleven twenty three
and my eyes are startin to feel heavy
but imma try to finish this flo
and keep it goin to give you a show
im givin props to that one white guy
to the other one im givin a lyrikal punkh in the eye
so imma kikk bakk and sip my dr pepper
but before i go at least try to remember
that someone else is surfin this site (okay its a forum but w/e)
and yo muthafukka, his rhymes are tight


lol yeah i was just makin this up...its not 1123 nemore though its 1125 but w/e

[OrangeHairs INC]

My kingdom will come
When I slip out my gun
push the barrle to your lung
pull the trigger and run
was it worth it?
or are ya fellin kind of dumb?

[KellisJ2003]

Yall sound like shit,
as if you were the one rubbin your mommas clit.
If only you knew what it was like to rap,
you wouldn't be holdin your dick in your lap
Cuz rappers get mad pus,
They don't tolerate none of this gargantuan bush
Who gives a shit if ones white or ones black
If your good, then it shouldnt make no difference as a matter of fact
Yall think your hardcore by smoking an ounce of shwag
Come talk to me when you actually got a decent bag
Cuz yall know that when I smoke out I go round killin fags
Cap them so fast that I haven't even finished my Drag
Fuck it, whats the point in telling you this anyway
You'll for sure be dead before your next birthday.

[SmokinThaHaze]

lol, er....i don't think it's freestyling if you write it down, lol

i agree......but ill do it anyways

he said freestyle about wuts goin on in yo life
when i cut tha blunt i use a razor not a knife
i got jumped by 8 ppl on tuesday an i dont know y
i juss walked into skool an it happened an thats no lie
but i don really care b/c i still have alotta weed
they lil pussy ass niggas who worship creed
like 50 cent said this is how we do
but im quiker to make a move
i don know y this cant be a freestyle contest
maybe cuz everone already knows im tha best
but ima get off this shit so i dont make yall look bad
i own this shit playas juss call me ur dad

[Bloke]

Yo Yo
I woke up this mornin and to my dismay
my butler called in sick, and said he'd be out a few days
so i had to make my own damn eggs benedict
shit, I sliced my canadian bacon too thick
Then I got the news that my stocks weren't performin'
The Dow was down a hundred points by eleven in da mornin'
my benz got a flat on the way to da antique store
so I left it by the road, yo, cuz I own three more
Then i was listenin' to Rush Limbaugh, cuz he is my fave
but it was a repeat, damn I'm havin a bad day!
so to make me feel better, I laid off some employees
Cuz fuckin' wit da poor cheers me up when shit annoys me
Yo