Do you think weed should be smoked every day?

[RedLocks]

. . . and a Screw The Police tattoo?

"Officer, I was only swerving because it's hard to drive with this bong. Here, hold it for me a minute so I can get my license out."

When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been smoking pot?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"