Quote Originally Posted by RedLocks


When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been smoking pot?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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Once after I had toked up before school, my homeroom teacher says, "what's wrong with your eyes?" I looked at him and said, "they're bloodshot."



Your papers please.

Um, I only have a pipe man . . .

Zen you had better come wit me!