Wow! Lots of misinformation here:

I was thinking of goldenseal or something like that from the health food store. The same as with tons of water or cranberry juice these are solutions for people who have a longer time to wait than Marilove had.
Golden seal is an old myth thats been around since the advent of workplace drug testing. It does nothing to rid the body of THC.
There is nothing that can rid the body of THC other than time and fat-burning exercise.

The extra water or cranberry juice will cause extra urinating which will remove fat cells that store marijuana.
Water, cranberry juice, or any other fluids do not make fat cells burn, let alone remove them. Even on the complete off-chance that fluids cause fat cells to burn, that can be a bad thing especially if a person has days before the actual U/A.
Anytime fat cells burn, the stored THC metabolites are released back into the bloodstream. The kidneys then filter the THC metabolites from the bloodstream and deposits them in the bladder. This is the main reason why THC carries a longer detection period than most other types of drugs. For 3 days before the U/A, all fat-burning activities should cease, so you wont be releasing a bunch of THC metabolites into the bloodstream, which will end up in the urine to be detected.

By drinking any type of fluid, you are effectively diluting (thinning out) the THC metabolite concentration that is present in the bladder. The idea is to thin out that concentration just enough for the urine sample to register below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen. This action is only temporary - once all of the fluids ingested had been urinated out, a "dirty" donor will resume testing positive for THC.

Your statement that "All the Qcarbo and other detox drinks in the world won't cover you if your creatinine or SG gets checked" is a little confusing. Maybe the folks I know don't get tested for creatinine or SG, just marijuana. But they get tested, some repeatedly, and they keep passing using they same products from the head shop.
All detox products "work" on the principle of dilution (that is, when they do actually "work"). That means they "work" because of the water that youre required by the instructions to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and peddlers would like the consumer to believe. You can spend upwards to $200 on a magic elixir and accomplish nothing different that what can be accomplished using just vitamin B2 and water.
In summary, detox products are a big scam to seperate the credulous from their cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these vulturing scam artists jumping into the mix.
With that being said, why feed the scam artists by buying an overpriced bottle of vitamin water, when you can duplicate or better those actions for $$$ less by following the steps outlined in the Dilution sticky thread?

Men have it easier then women since artificial urine can be produced for testing with men. Women have to take a product orally that you buy at a head shop that has to be labled as holistic or some similar vague status. Yet the product seems to work perfectly.
Totally absurd. Synthetic urine is unisex so a male or female can use it. And drug testing devices are also unisex - they have no ability to determine which gender the sample came from.
Information is a good thing.
Only if its factual.

In the drug testing forums, we prefer to keep things factual. Spreading misinformation in a forum where careers, families, and freedoms depending on the outcome of a U/A is downright irresponsible. The drug testing forum is not a playground.
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