Quote Originally Posted by GTC21
If you've ever played Grand Theft Auto, just listen to the stuff that the people say on the streets. It makes me laugh my head off even when I'm not stoned.
The term "carpet muncher" always tickles me.
GTA: San Andreas has some of the best, I think. One of my favorite lines is "Man, she looks like she's working" or "She's to nice to be a ho".