Quote Originally Posted by naturalmystic
Damn man, if my wife caught my kid with smoking paraphanilia(sp?) i'de want to know. And your dad is a cop?? It's not like he'll arrest you (or will he?)
My dad caught me and told me that if I didn't get caught by anyone else and stayed clean till the end of the school year, he'd take me down to St Thomas (our old island home ) and smoke me up with the best Jamaican weed he can find.

He also promised not to tell my mom, because if you know her at all, she's an irrational person. It doesn't matter how many facts you give her, because once she has an opinion she sticks with it. She's one of those kinds that makes you want to slip Prozac into the morning coffee.

So, if his dad is anything like my mom, I think it's pretty understandable.

(If my mom caught me she'd probably kick me out of the house and refuse to let my dad let me back in. Actually, she'd probably kick my dad out, too. And the dog.)