Subject: Doctor's poll...

[Rusty Trichome]

Subject: Doctor's poll

Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on
my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
numbered.."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers...
Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Las Vegas, shut them all up when he
observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine.
Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable. :jointsmile:

Rusty Trichome Reviewed by Rusty Trichome on 01-20-2010. Subject: Doctor's poll... Subject: Doctor's poll Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.." The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try Rating: 5

[RedLocks]

haha

[mainegrown]

oldie but goodie!! he he he ass and head lol lmaorofl
~MG

[gypski]

That fifth doctor should be the Surgeon General.