Maybe I can get Ronco to scale this thing down. Call it the "Medi Mini Spinny".
I've always thought those infomercial people are a bit too excited at 2am. I'd love to see 'em baked, blood shot and hungry like real people at 2am. They be eatin' right out that rotating pizza thing while peddlin' the "Mini Spinny" Comes with a free set of manicuring tools and a dehydrator for only another $19.95. A $50 value. Call now and we'll express ship seeds and Visine absolutely free. They just keep repeating the wrong phone number. The TV in my head is way better than the stupid box in the living room.:S2: