i pretty much have a direct line to the god of the universe now so you all might as well take advantage of it.
You're missing a great business opportunity here. You really should be charging a small "connection fee," although you should probably call it a "donation" or "tithe" or something.

I can help you set all this up, for a very small percentage of your action, I mean ministry.

Make checks payable to DreadedHermie Ministries LLC, White Plains, NY. thx!