Just got saved by Jesus! Bring ur questions!

[Dutch Pimp]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug

[kshchrn831]

Dude, quit acting like you know something you have no fucking clue about.

This thread, along with you, are a JOKE.

Keep bull shitting your self into the oblivion of of other peoples ideas.

Talking about God like "he" actually made some list of Right and Wrong, Good and Bad.. But in reality, humans created these ideas from philosophical influences.

Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and God really need our money too.. C'mon, cant you see behind the lies and contradictions of Christian ideals?

Christians have created more blood shed and corpses amongst this world than any other religion known in history.

Religion = Control and Seperation.

Free your mind.

[palerider7777]

OK . . . it's just kind of hard to see after I plucked out my offending eye . . .

lmao ray charles could do it.guess it's time to use your 6th sense.either that or you could just be a morally sound person? naw that would just be to much to ask...lmao

[palerider7777]

Dude, quit acting like you know something you have no fucking clue about.

This thread, along with you, are a JOKE.

Keep bull shitting your self into the oblivion of of other peoples ideas.

Talking about God like "he" actually made some list of Right and Wrong, Good and Bad.. But in reality, humans created these ideas from philosophical influences.

Yeah, I'm sure Jesus and God really need our money too.. C'mon, cant you see behind the lies and contradictions of Christian ideals?

Christians have created more blood shed and corpses amongst this world than any other religion known in history.

Religion = Control and Seperation.

Free your mind.

naw try again gov's have caused more blood shed.hardly any of our gov is christian.just because they use the title as a crutch to win votes don't make it so.do you really think a christian gov would take prayer out of schools or anything to do with god out of gov buildings? you really thing they would support abortion,gays so on? C'MON.

[BlueBlazer]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug

lmfao. :thumbsup:

[palerider7777]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug

so it should be changed to wwdpd

[Dutch Pimp]

so it should be changed to wwdpd

I like to keep my questions, simple...the KISS principle...:thumbsup:..(still waiting for an answer...from the OP)...imp:

[Psycho4Bud]

i encourage/challenge anyone to bring me their questions about god, eternity, truth, etc. i pretty much have a direct line to the god of the universe now so you all might as well take advantage of it.

let 'em fly!!

Glad you have a direct line because I'd like to have this explained. While I was in jail I had an inmate ask the preacher how it is that a person such as me that caused no physical, psychological, financial, or emotional harm on anyone else or the community should be locked up. By the way, I was busted for growing for personal use. His answer was Romans 13! And here's the passage:

Romans 13
Submission to the Authorities
1Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 3For rulers hold no terror for those who do right, but for those who do wrong. Do you want to be free from fear of the one in authority? Then do what is right and he will commend you. 4For he is God's servant to do you good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword for nothing. He is God's servant, an agent of wrath to bring punishment on the wrongdoer. 5Therefore, it is necessary to submit to the authorities, not only because of possible punishment but also because of conscience. 6This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing. 7Give everyone what you owe him: If you owe taxes, pay taxes; if revenue, then revenue; if respect, then respect; if honor, then honor.

PLEASE....explain this line of crap!

Have a good one!:thumbsup:

[Weezard]

...does Jesus like beer?...(I do...:glugglug

Excellent!
Already repped out on ya brah, so here's a larf.

"If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?"

I'd think he was a gynecologist.

Aloha,
Weeze
(Who used to walk on water every winter.)
(Heck I still turn water into wine alla time, a li'l fruit, a li'l yeast....)

[superskunk1]

Excellent!
Already repped out on ya brah, so here's a larf.

"If you walked up to someone on the street and the guy said he'd talked to a burning bush what would you think?"

I'd think he was a gynecologist.

Aloha,
Weeze
(Who used to walk on water every winter.)
(Heck I still turn water into wine alla time, a li'l fruit, a li'l yeast....)

:S2: that is too funny

P.s tried to rep ya on that one but have to spread some around
(goes to show how much you have helped :jointsmile