Quote Originally Posted by thehotcompost
Get some of ya mates piss in a test tube with a cork in strap it under ya dick and just pop the cork empty and put cork back zip up and bobs ya uncle heat it under a hot tap before hand thats a sure fire way of gettin a clean

Unfortunately I had to go that route a few times before I found the drink. Never tie a condom full of urine to a air freshener bungie cord and then to you're boxers, it can and will break sending the urine filled sack down you're pant leg and on to the floor, if that happens while you're 2 steps from the bathroom where you take the test, try to lightly kick it into the bathroom without the collection lady seeing you do it, just like I did It's best to wear tighty whities to prevent anything like this ever happening to you.