I'm FUCT, need help

[TurboALLWD]

If what youre saying is indeed true, then those "people that you know personally" wouldve failed that same test that same day using the Vale drink as well.

Completely disagree, as redtails said, there's directions on the bottle. It's hard to screw it up, my friends have failed with taking vitamins and drinking too much water, with the drink, you have to be really stupid to drink more water than what the directions tell you to, and when to. BTW my friend who owns a detox business doesn't even sell vale so you know I'm not being biased. I'm pretty sure it's sold at a lot of head shops, at least that's where I found it way back. I bet theres plenty of drinks that work, and some that don't. Take it easy :rastasmoke:

TurboALLWD Reviewed by TurboALLWD on 01-07-2010. I'm FUCT, need help Hello everyone. Here is my scenario: Iâ??m 28, I weigh in at 150 and Iâ??m 5â?? 7â?�. I donâ??t exercise much but Iâ??m not completely out of shape. I have been smoking almost daily for the past 2 years or so. The weed I have been smoking is not very potent. I am also a heavy drinker. I drink a lot of water, coffee, and at least a 6 pack of beer daily, I always have a glass of fluid on hand. I received a job offer but I need to take a urine test, which Iâ??m pretty sure wonâ??t be Rating: 5

[TurboALLWD]

Get some of ya mates piss in a test tube with a cork in strap it under ya dick and just pop the cork empty and put cork back zip up and bobs ya uncle heat it under a hot tap before hand thats a sure fire way of gettin a clean

Unfortunately I had to go that route a few times before I found the drink. Never tie a condom full of urine to a air freshener bungie cord and then to you're boxers, it can and will break sending the urine filled sack down you're pant leg and on to the floor, if that happens while you're 2 steps from the bathroom where you take the test, try to lightly kick it into the bathroom without the collection lady seeing you do it, just like I did It's best to wear tighty whities to prevent anything like this ever happening to you.

[Burnt Toast]

It's hard to screw it up, my friends have failed with taking vitamins and drinking too much water, with the drink, you have to be really stupid to drink more water than what the directions tell you to, and when to.

Which is proof positive that Vale, like any other magic potion, works because of the water that youre instructed by the directions to drink with them. With that being said, and like Ive asked Redtails, why feed the scam artists by spending huge sums of money on a bottled diluter when you can duplicate those actions for $$$ less by following the guidelines outlined in the Dilution sticky?

[psychodelic]

I agree.. Its nothing personal Redtails, this is just the way we do things here in the drug testing forum. We never recommend detox drinks because they do the same as dilution at a much higher cost. As far as their guarantee... Well,

"If you want me to take a crap in a box and mark it guarantee I will, believe me Ive got time". - Tommy Callahan

I'll go with N2's dilution method any day, it's reliable and I guarantee it.:thumbsup:

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