I'm FUCT, need help

[Burnt Toast]

If your "Flaming will get you banned buddy" statement to me in karma is true (which I've still gone up almost 100pts since you dissaproved of my post yesterday: for my GOOD posts), then read what's coming from your keyboard and change your ways before you end up gone...

Obviously, your definition of "flaming" needs work - more work than a dilapidated vehicle in a salvage yard. FYI, flaming means name-calling. And nowhere in my posts did I ever resort to name calling (like you did in post #10), because I would never do such a thing. I have more respect for the board rules to do that. :jointsmile:

Burnt Toast Reviewed by Burnt Toast on 01-06-2010. I'm FUCT, need help Hello everyone. Here is my scenario: Iâ??m 28, I weigh in at 150 and Iâ??m 5â?? 7â?�. I donâ??t exercise much but Iâ??m not completely out of shape. I have been smoking almost daily for the past 2 years or so. The weed I have been smoking is not very potent. I am also a heavy drinker. I drink a lot of water, coffee, and at least a 6 pack of beer daily, I always have a glass of fluid on hand. I received a job offer but I need to take a urine test, which Iâ??m pretty sure wonâ??t be Rating: 5

[redtails]

And there's no forum ettiquette in your rules or world? How about turn the other cheek or if you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all? I know I'm a little guilty but that's no excuse to get bent out of shape, we're here trying to learn from and teach each other. I thought I could offer my advice from personal experience with drug tests, but I forgot that even stoners can get angry and abusive sometimes...Didn't think it was so sensitive a subject as religion or politics but I guess some people hold the littlest ideals, beliefs, & "knowledge" in high regard and are as inflexible as when discussing healthcare and dogma.

[Burnt Toast]

Not necessarily, like you said yourself, dilution is "a balancing act" and you have to drink "only enough" water to dilute the urine to "just enough" concentration

Oh yes its so necessarily. Because of the fact that detox drinks are diluters, what makes you think his aquaintances would not fail that same test that same day using the Vale?

What needs to be realized is that dilution techniques in any configuration (whether its a magic potion, the N2 method, etc) can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most regular users, its virtually impossible to dilute that concentration without overdiluting and sending up the red flags at the lab.

[thehotcompost]

Oh yes its so necessarily. Because of the fact that detox drinks are diluters, what makes you think his aquaintances would not fail that same test that same day using the Vale?

What needs to be realized is that dilution techniques in any configuration (whether its a magic potion, the N2 method, etc) can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most regular users, its virtually impossible to dilute that concentration without overdiluting and sending up the red flags at the lab.

Just use a simple illusion my friend cant beleive wat ive read to beat a piss test.......................

[redtails]

What needs to be realized is that dilution techniques in any configuration (whether its a magic potion, the N2 method, etc) can backfire if the THCA concentration in the bladder is too high. For most regular users, its virtually impossible to dilute that concentration without overdiluting and sending up the red flags at the lab.

I completely agree with that statement. The part I meant to emphasize is the structured instructions required to get the balancing act to work. I'm sure his buddies and I know mine didn't use stringent guidelines and subsequently failed. They MIGHT have passed using the drink or N2's method, but they wouldn't have definitely failed like you implied.

[Burnt Toast]

And there's no forum ettiquette in your rules or world?

Were not talking about "my rules". We're talking about the rules of Cannabis.com, which takes total precedence over "my rules", your rules, and every other members "rules". And Cannabis.coms rules prohibit name-calling, in which you violated. Not me.

How about turn the other cheek or if you have nothing nice to say then say nothing at all?

we're here trying to learn from and teach each other.

Keep both of these in mind the next time you resort to name-calling when somebody is setting the record straight.

[thehotcompost]

I completely agree with that statement. The part I meant to emphasize is the structured instructions required to get the balancing act to work. I'm sure his buddies and I know mine didn't use stringent guidelines and subsequently failed. They MIGHT have passed using the drink or N2's method, but they wouldn't have definitely failed like you implied.

and im nobody lol........

[ImFuctBad]

Thanks for the help everyone. I'm sorry that I opened such a heated discussion.
So my test is tomorrow, anytime before 3. I have been clean for 3 days so far. Today I purchased 2 home drug tests. I used one earlier today and the results weren't 100% clear. Now some background on my day. Morning around 8ish drank 2 large cups of coffee, then drank about 5 glasses of water and took about 6 vitamin b complex pills which includes vitamin b2, b12, niacin amongst a hand full of other vitamins, didn't eat much except for some bananas and a few hard boiled eggs. So around 3ish I took the test. When I pissed into my cup my pee color was slightly yellow, which was nice to see after drinking so much water.

My test kit states "a red or pink colored line next to the word control and a red or pink line next to the word drug indicates negative results, regardless of how dark or faint the lines may appear"

Now, my "line" was ever so slightly faded... barely noticeable at first glance...
I attached the photo of the results.

Now my confidence is pretty much were it was before. I have 1 more home test that I will use tomorrow before the test. If my results aren't clearer than I am going to have to go with the substitution route..

I prefer not to get any flushing detox fluids or pills only because I can't seem to find consistent answers.

Take a look at the pic of my results. Tell me what you all think? Thanks!

[thehotcompost]

Thanks for the help everyone. I'm sorry that I opened such a heated discussion.
So my test is tomorrow, anytime before 3. I have been clean for 3 days so far. Today I purchased 2 home drug tests. I used one earlier today and the results weren't 100% clear. Now some background on my day. Morning around 8ish drank 2 large cups of coffee, then drank about 5 glasses of water and took about 6 vitamin b complex pills which includes vitamin b2, b12, niacin amongst a hand full of other vitamins, didn't eat much except for some bananas and a few hard boiled eggs. So around 3ish I took the test. When I pissed into my cup my pee color was slightly yellow, which was nice to see after drinking so much water.

My test kit states "a red or pink colored line next to the word control and a red or pink line next to the word drug indicates negative results, regardless of how dark or faint the lines may appear"

Now, my "line" was ever so slightly faded... barely noticeable at first glance...
I attached the photo of the results.

Now my confidence is pretty much were it was before. I have 1 more home test that I will use tomorrow before the test. If my results aren't clearer than I am going to have to go with the substitution route..

I prefer not to get any flushing detox fluids or pills only because I can't seem to find consistent answers.

Take a look at the pic of my results. Tell me what you all think? Thanks!

Get some of ya mates piss in a test tube with a cork in strap it under ya dick and just pop the cork empty and put cork back zip up and bobs ya uncle heat it under a hot tap before hand thats a sure fire way of gettin a clean

[Burnt Toast]

Morning around 8ish drank 2 large cups of coffee, then drank about 5 glasses of water and took about 6 vitamin b complex pills which includes vitamin b2, b12, niacin amongst a hand full of other vitamins, didn't eat much except for some bananas and a few hard boiled eggs

Forget the niacin because its a myth. It does nothing to help pass a U/A.

As far as your FirstCheck results, I cant make out the picture (even after I maximized it). Can you provide a more blown-up picture of the test result? Thanks.