I'm FUCT, need help

[ImFuctBad]

Hello everyone.

Here is my scenario:

Iâ??m 28, I weigh in at 150 and Iâ??m 5â?? 7â?�. I donâ??t exercise much but Iâ??m not completely out of shape. I have been smoking almost daily for the past 2 years or so. The weed I have been smoking is not very potent. I am also a heavy drinker. I drink a lot of water, coffee, and at least a 6 pack of beer daily, I always have a glass of fluid on hand. I received a job offer but I need to take a urine test, which Iâ??m pretty sure wonâ??t be supervised. I can probably hold off on the drug test for 5-7 days.

If anyone can give me some advice, I would appreciate it greatly.

Also, I know that THC is stored in fat cells, so has anyone ever tried fasting? Here is something I read about fasting: â??Fasting is actually an efficient way of cleansing your system. If you took three days off and allowed your body to naturally regenerate itself through the use of vegetable juices and water, you can essentially clear your system of most accumulative toxins. This is an effective way to do a body cleanse without the expense of expensive colonic irrigation or colon cleansers. Three days is sufficient to let the body do what it does naturally.â?�

Thanks in advance.

ImFuctBad Reviewed by ImFuctBad on 01-04-2010. I'm FUCT, need help Hello everyone. Here is my scenario: Iâ??m 28, I weigh in at 150 and Iâ??m 5â?? 7â?�. I donâ??t exercise much but Iâ??m not completely out of shape. I have been smoking almost daily for the past 2 years or so. The weed I have been smoking is not very potent. I am also a heavy drinker. I drink a lot of water, coffee, and at least a 6 pack of beer daily, I always have a glass of fluid on hand. I received a job offer but I need to take a urine test, which Iâ??m pretty sure wonâ??t be Rating: 5

[redtails]

Go to your local headshop/pipe store and talk to them...

[Burnt Toast]

â??Fasting is actually an efficient way of cleansing your system. If you took three days off and allowed your body to naturally regenerate itself through the use of vegetable juices and water, you can essentially clear your system of most accumulative toxins. This is an effective way to do a body cleanse without the expense of expensive colonic irrigation or colon cleansers. Three days is sufficient to let the body do what it does naturally.â?�

This may be true for certain toxins that lead to health ailments, but not for THC. THC is non-toxic, therefore its erroneous to label THC a "toxin". Three days is not enough time for the body of regular users to rid itself of THC.
THC is stored in the fat cells and remain stored until the fat cells are burned for energy. When fat cells burn, the stored THC is released back into the bloodstream and end up in the urine. This is the main reason why THC carries a longer detection period than most other types of drugs.

Exercise does help. But if a person has 3 days before the scheduled U/A, all exercise should stop. The person does not want to be burning fat which would release a bunch of THCA into the bloodstream, which would end up in the urine to be detected.

[ImFuctBad]

Thanks to both of you

@redtails, i don't have many head shops around me. the only ones that exist are also erotic stores. I worry that they may just sell me a useless product?

@Burnt Toast, so what do you think my options are? Any help is appreciative.

[Burnt Toast]

i don't have many head shops around me. the only ones that exist are also erotic stores. I worry that they may just sell me a useless product?

Avoid seeking advice from headshops. They are in business to sell products and more often than not, will resort to false information when making a pitch for those dreaded magic "detox" elixirs.

Burnt Toast, so what do you think my options are?

Start off by taking a home THC test to get a baseline on where you stand. When testing yourself, be sure to use the first urination of the day.
If you test "dirty", you have only two viable options:

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[redtails]

Avoid seeking advice from headshops. They are in business to sell products and more often than not, will resort to false information when making a pitch for those dreaded magic "detox" elixirs.

While some products don't work, I've PERSONALLY used 3 different "magic" elixers that have worked and have several friends who also passed with them & others(even military intake drug tests). Most have some sort of guarantee, at least a full refund if it doesn't work. The way they work is to temporarily stop your body from burning fat so the THC isn't released into your bloodstream. You take it a few hours before the test & urinate a couple times before to flush your bladder so when you test there's no trace.

[Burnt Toast]

While some products don't work, I've PERSONALLY used 3 different "magic" elixers that have worked and have several friends who also passed with them & others(even military intake drug tests). Most have some sort of guarantee, at least a full refund if it doesn't work. The way they work is to temporarily stop your body from burning fat so the THC isn't released into your bloodstream.

A prime example of what Ive pointed out. Nothing but a pure sales pitch to woo the uninformed and gullible. If you take the bogus claims of these potion peddlers at face value, then I've got some oceanfront property in Kansas for sale. If you notice the directions of these magic potions, they often instruct the consumer to avoid exercise when taking the product. Its the avoiding of exercise that stops the fat burning - not the product itself.

All of these magic potions work on the principle of dilution (that is, when they do work). That means they work because of the amount of water that you are required to drink with them. You can spend $50 - $200 on a magic potion and accomplish nothing different than you would accomplish with just vitamin B2 and water. The so-called "guarantees" offered by these peddlers are of no insurance that the snake oil works. Often when a consumer fails after using the product, and makes an attempt to exercise the guarantee, the consumer is often told that...

A) "You did not follow the instructions, therefore the guarantee is void"

B) "Cannabis is illegal, and our products are not to be used for lawfully administered drug tests, therefore the guarantee is void"

In summary, magic detox products are a big scam to capitalize on the so-called "war on drugs". They only exist to seperate the credulous from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are victimized enough by the so-called "war on drugs" without these leeching scam artists entering the mix.

[ImFuctBad]

Thanks guys for the input. I am going to go the dilute route. My plan of action is to drink lots of water, eat many fruits, and run out to the vitamin store and get some b-12 and psyllium. I'm going to have to take this test within the next 48-69 hours. I will continue with diluting my system, take vitamins and test myself the night before. Fingers crossed.

[Burnt Toast]

I am going to go the dilute route. My plan of action is to drink lots of water, eat many fruits, and run out to the vitamin store and get some b-12 and psyllium. I'm going to have to take this test within the next 48-69 hours. I will continue with diluting my system, take vitamins and test myself the night before.

Drinking water days before the scheduled U/A is of no help. It may cause frequent urination, but it has no effect on the rate in which THCA is filtered from the bloodstream by the kidneys. Drinking water is only helpful on the day of the U/A.
The effects of dilution are only temporary. Once all of the fluids ingested had been urinated out, a "dirty" donor will resume testing positive for THC.

[Burnt Toast]

Pure sales pitch my ass, idiot.

Flaming can get your membership yanked, pal. I suggest you go back and refresh yourself of the messageboard rules for your own good! ostreadrulez:

I'm a baker & have absolutely no ties to any companies that sell or make the products.

Nobody in this thread has claimed that you are affiliated with the peddlers of these snake oil products. But since you (and you only) had opened up that avenue, let me ask you this: If youre not shilling for the companies, why are you taking on such a defensive posture ...hmmm?

I'm just offering advice from my own experience and those whom I know.

Thats all well and good, but if you go on and parrot the peddlers bogus sales pitches....

The way they work is to temporarily stop your body from burning fat so the THC isn't released into your bloodstream.

..you'll only look bad in the eyes of the people who really know how drug testing works, how the body processes THC, and what actually affects the outcome of the drug test and how.

you obviously don't have an open mind and some negative preconceved notions about these

If killing the spread of misinformation is considered "closed-minded" then I'll be happy to plea guilty as charged. In the drug testing forum, misinformation doesnt fly far - not when theres livelihoods, families, and freedoms hinging on the outcome of a drug test. We prefer to keep things factual in the drug testing forum. If you dont like the idea that the reader is held to a high standard of fact, well sorry. Thats how it is here and shall remain. An if that idea is somehow not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you.

so stay in your own little world and don't bother learning anything new...

Theres nothing new about touting the efficacy (or lack thereof) of magic elixirs - this forum is filled with them. You have not created a new wrinkle here -try the Search feature and see it for yourself.

Oh & diluted tests often come up as a FAIL from what I've seen

Overdiluting will send up the red flags. If you done any research and put such research to practice, you would discover that dilution is a balancing act. Theres countless posts of others who pulled off a successful dilute without going overboard and sending up the red flags.