What you think? Real quick...

[Burnt Toast]

I know that a strong dose of niacin will shock your liver, cranberry juice will flush your liver and AZO will clean your urinary track makeing for clean pee.

Niacin and AZO does nothing to rid the body of THC. Like the detox products mentioned above, its the fluids that youve consumed with these products that dilutes the THCA concentration in your bladder to the point where the urine sample registers below the cutoff levels of the drug screen. Cranberry juice, being a fluid, only dilutes the THCA concentration as well. You wouldve passed anyway just on the fluid-loading alone and without the niacin or AZOs to go with it.

The only other trick worth anything is to soak your funger in bleach for a few hrs before the test and then pee over your finger tio into the jar....then wash the shit out of it!!

This "trick" will not work either as the collection facilities, following the guidelines mandated by the DHHS, will make you wash your hands before you go into the bathroom to give your sample.

[Deige]

ok, i have unfortunatly taken over 350 urinalysiss (3 to 4 a week for 2 and a half years) in my time and have heard a thing or to about how to pass them and how long to expext to test positive. the rule of thumb is 30 days for marijuana to be dectectable in your system. exrecise is the best thing you can do to get clean faster..with your build I would feel safe after 30 days.

Obviously, you didn't read the above posts... The amount of time varies from person to person and only periodic testing can give someone an accurate answer. Your guess work here can land and uninformed poster right to the front of a jail cell door line.

I know that a strong dose of niacin will shock your liver, cranberry juice will flush your liver and AZO will clean your urinary track makeing for clean pee. The only other trick worth anything is to soak your funger in bleach for a few hrs before the test and then pee over your finger tio into the jar....then wash the shit out of it!!

Give me a break, we have discussed this over and over. Niacin is a myth... Cranberry juice and AZO are merely an antiseptic's for the urinary tract, helping only to fight infection and THCA is not one.

while we are on the sublect I will tell you about a friend of mine that thought he would put clean pee in a condom and duct tape it to his leg so it would stay warm but the condom poped on him while he was in the wateing room for the test....maby dont try that method

Your experiences with UA's are nothing more than experiences. We like to stick to facts here in the drug testing forums, because peoples jobs, families, and livelihoods are at stake here. Next time I suggest you do your research before you try to misinform someone here.

[MikeRWolf]

First and foremost, listen to what Burnt Toast has to say. That will give you the true insight to how THC works with your body. My own personal two cents though is that you will be clean within 7-9 days. Back when i was your age, i weighed around 145 and also had a high metabolism. I actually smoked almost the same amount you did, for about 4 days, and had a urine test the following week and I ended up passing fine. I'd thought i would inform you of this maybe to calm your nerves a bit if you do have a test comming up. Don't stress thinking the THC will be in your fat cells for 30 days when you weight one hundred and twenty some pounds and have a fast metabolism.

[Burnt Toast]

Thanks for the kudos Mike, but lets not overlook the advice given by members such as Diege, Webdox, Jeffman, Killerweed, and FakeBoobsRule.

Diege is right in saying that cleanout times vary from person to person and that periodic home testing is the only accurate way to determine cleanout times.

[bluntar]

Ok you want to know how to pass a drug test, DONT DO DRUGS. If you are in a situation that you might need to take a drug test then to not do drugs, then you will pass a drug test. Easy as that...thats how I passed all of mine.

^^^(fact)^^^

My bad for offering the "quick fix" that I know to have worked in front of my own eyes. After all that is what ganjahound asked for

lmao sorry everybody guess everything id been told was just old tales :P anybody know real ways the flush it out quickly?

And as for my information leading some one to jail or what ever!? These foums are for people to post their ideas and thoughts and the reader to simply take what they want from it..I never said these tricks work BECAUSE they remove the thc from your body...simply said that they have lead someone to pass a test, maby they would have passed anyways but I doubt that. If some one reads something on here and takes it in to their hands that is their decision and only they are responsibil. If someone posted on here that licking your fingers and hookin up to a car battery will make you pass a test and I went and did that....I would feal like an idiot but I would not blame the idiot that told me that, that would only be my dumb ass fault. Either way I put up my ideas and they got shot down so there is that much more info to help so its still a contribution.

rockaddict, do not listen to anything I say. Do not take it seriously and do not take it as fact. It is only what I have found out from experience which is over rated.

Are we good now?

[Burnt Toast]

Ok you want to know how to pass a drug test, DONT DO DRUGS. If you are in a situation that you might need to take a drug test then to not do drugs, then you will pass a drug test. Easy as that...thats how I passed all of mine.

^^^(fact)^^^

My bad for offering the "quick fix" that I know to have worked in front of my own eyes. After all that is what ganjahound asked for



And as for my information leading some one to jail or what ever!? These foums are for people to post their ideas and thoughts and the reader to simply take what they want from it..I never said these tricks work BECAUSE they remove the thc from your body...simply said that they have lead someone to pass a test, maby they would have passed anyways but I doubt that. If some one reads something on here and takes it in to their hands that is their decision and only they are responsibil. If someone posted on here that licking your fingers and hookin up to a car battery will make you pass a test and I went and did that....I would feal like an idiot but I would not blame the idiot that told me that, that would only be my dumb ass fault. Either way I put up my ideas and they got shot down so there is that much more info to help so its still a contribution.

rockaddict, do not listen to anything I say. Do not take it seriously and do not take it as fact. It is only what I have found out from experience which is over rated.

Are we good now?

Personal experience doesnt mean diddly-squat. If everything in the world were to be based upon "personal experience", it would be a pretty sad existence.
Drug testing is taken seriously here because like Diege pointed out, there are careers, families and freedoms at stake. Therefore, factual info is vital. And as moderator stinkyattic once pointed out:

Read my sig... 'multiple pieces of anecdotal evidence do not equal scientific fact'.
We have a rule here against giving advice that could potentially harm other members.

FACT - bad advice can quickly land an uninformed reader (that would assume what youre trying to pass off as "fact") in the unemployment line, or worse, jail. If you dont like the idea that the poster is held to such a high standard of fact, well thats too bad. Thats how it is here and shall remain. And if that idea is somehow not your cup of tea, then perhaps the drug testing forum is not for you.

[bluntar]

C'mon man!!!

Ok, not my cup of tea. Not what im used to on these forums, and I AM NOT expected to have such a high standerd. Maby by you but this is the freakin internet, we all know that what is on the internet is not allways true...and for the experience...next time your car breaks down take it to someone that has only read a shit ton of books but never actually turned a wrench. When you are broke down on the side of the road I will pick you up and we can smoke a doobie and hash out the "experience" thing as I take you back to the mechanic...untill then I will stick to the other forums. sry to have botherd!!

C'mon man!!!

[Burnt Toast]

Maby by you but this is the freakin internet, we all know that what is on the internet is not allways true...

Does that justify adding on to the list of false info thats already floating around on the 'net?
I tend to think that the drug testing forum of Cannabis.com has risen above all those other drug testing forums, thanks to the emphasis here on factual info over false info and urban legends.

and for the experience...next time your car breaks down take it to someone that has only read a shit ton of books but never actually turned a wrench. When you are broke down on the side of the road I will pick you up and we can smoke a doobie and hash out the "experience" thing as I take you back to the mechanic..

Thanks but no dice. I do 90% of my own work on my cars, but thats another story for another forum and not within the scope of the drug testing forum.