Quote Originally Posted by Burnt Toast
its virtually impossible to dilute that high concentration without overdiluting, which would send up the red flags at the lab.
In other words, I'm TOAST!!! Well, good thing I'm working on Plan B and practicing for Substitution.

Burnt--you've contributed a significant amount of content to this community, so I trust your expertise and experience. Would you please address my main concerns:

1) how hard is it really to maintain the temperature? I fear that hand-warmers may make the specimen too hot, but only relying on body-temperature will end up being too cool...

2) any solid guidance regarding substituting QuickFix 7.5 vs using a human specimen provided by someone else, my father perhaps?

3) i have researched the some states actually make it a crime to attempt to substitute for any drug test (even pre-employment)...what are the risks that I could end up with a criminal record if I am caught? Also, this question in regard to item 2 above, would the 'donor' potentially be criminally charged? Have you heard of this happening or am I just freaking out over nothing?

4) regardless of quickfix or human specimen sub, is the condom the better method than the bottle (that quickfix bottle looks like it might make a lot of 'slurping' noises unless the entire top is removed).

5) Am I more likely to have fewer troubles if I wear a suit and tie and dress my very best? I don't want to set off any red flags, would rather that they feel uncomfortable 'observing' me...

Thanks for any/all suggestions Burnt :hippy: ....i am fairly confident that this can work...it just HAS to work! My life and family are on the line at this point.