Dilution Not Working For Me (Yet)

[nomore420]

Deige, I have been trying N2's dilution method, but I haven't been able to even void clean yet, even with HEAVY dilution...I'm not even concerned at this point with specific gravity, ph, color, creatinine clearance or anything---would just be nice to be able to dilute enough to test negative...But it doesn't matter how much water I drink, I'm still voiding positive results...I will still keep working on the process, hoping that maybe in a few days I'll start to void negative...but in the meantime, i need to consider substitution....

My main fear with substitution though is that I will get caught and someone will call the police...that's the LAST thing I need. I'd rather lose the job than get a criminal record, especially for my line of work. One of my concerns is that we read many 'successes' with substitution, but i'm sure it's much more relaxed testing in Hawaii or California, for example, as opposed to PA or NJ...any thoughts? Ever hear of anyone arrested for getting caught? Would anyone even post such a thing?

[webdox]

My main fear with substitution though is that I will get caught and someone will call the police...that's the LAST thing I need.

Not going to happen.

One of my concerns is that we read many 'successes' with substitution, but i'm sure it's much more relaxed testing in Hawaii or California, for example, as opposed to PA or NJ...any thoughts?

Why would assume that testing would be more relaxed in Hawaii or California. You are being paranoid. Do some reading and you'll see that subbing a quality synthetic works 100% of the time. A test is a test, it doesn't matter if you are hiring into a hospital in PA as an MD or hiring into a Blockbuster in Hawaii as a stockboy, you will be tested the same and held against the same set of standards. Period.

[Xtricky06]

Drink a detox I am telling ya man an you will piss clear

[webdox]

Drink a detox I am telling ya man an you will piss clear

Ignore this.

[Markass]

I drank until I pissed clear and about every 15-20 minutes...then I went to take mine, worked everytime..but I'm also about 165 pounds at 5'10..

[Deige]

If its for pre-employment then you have nothing to worry about. Legally they cannot observe you take the test. You will probably be escorted to a bathroom and after you enter just lock the door. They cannot and will not video tape you or enter the room at anytime. They may stand by the door and listen for any sounds out of the ordinary. This being said... Make sure you have to urinate when you enter the room. Unzip and start to void as you open your synthetic urine and pour it into the cup. I know it sounds nerve racking.... Its not really that bad. Just remember that the door is locked and your totally secure. If you practice with Quick Fix(it can be reheated as many times as possible) you'll sail right through it and be out in 2 minutes. Keeping the proper temperature is also very easy, Quick Fix comes with its own thermometer strip right on the side. The hand warmers are more than enough along with crouching to keep the sample around 97-98 degrees. They will accept the sample between 90-100 degrees but to avoid suspicion I recommend 96-98. If your sample seems too low after you put it in the cup(it also has a temp strip) vigorously rub your finger on your pants and hold it too the cup until you reach the desired temp.

Just remember practice makes perfect. :thumbsup:

[Burnt Toast]

Drink a detox I am telling ya man an you will piss clear

Detox drinks are an overpriced Dilution method in-a-bottle. Their makers and peddlers exist only to seperate the credulous from their cash.
With that being said, why feed these scam artists by spending huge sums of money on a bottled diluter when you can accomplish the same thing for $$$ less by following the guidelines outlined in this thread:
http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[stillsmokincbot]

because cannabis is fat solable an not water solable these products on the market cannot clear your system because the cannaboids are left in your fat cells and at 225lbs it might take a bit longer to get out of your system.i dont think you can get all cannaboids out of your system in such a short time.you could try drinking a liter of water every hour for 4 to 6 hours before your drugs test and take 3 times the r.d.a of vitamin b12 to make your urine yellow.make sure you do as little exercise or anything that can make you sweat for at least 24 hours before the test as this will cause the cannaboids to leave your fat cells and pass into your urine,sweat ect...
best of luck hope something works for you:toilet_claw:

[Burnt Toast]

take 3 times the r.d.a of vitamin b12 to make your urine yellow.

Actually vitamin B2 (Riboflavin) is the proper vitamin used to "color" urine. Not B12.

See this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...1-have-ui.html

[nomore420]

Just wanted to give an update just in case the information would help anyone. I took my UA pre-employment screening test and passed using N2's dilution method, using Gatoraide instead of water (to help with specific gravity). I had purchased about 50 Home Test and Adulteration strips and tested myself several times per day until I had it just perfect. Fortunately for me, I had a couple extra weeks to prepare. By the time the test came, I was able to get a VERY faint line with my first morning's void, but I wasn't taking any chances. Because I had been practicing EVERY SINGLE day for almost 3 weeks, I was able to get my urine to the EXACT color needed (didn't look neon, didn't look dilute), was able to keep my creatinin clearance exactly where it needed to be and also able to get a good specific gravity using the aldulteration tests...

then, after all that work, I show up to take the test and they basically INVITED me to substitute...instructing me to close the door, didn't even make me sign any paperwork declaring the sample as my own, etc., etc., they didn't even bother to check the temperature...I was wishing I had just subbed because I was a nervous wreck for the next few days waiting for results to come back...

BUT I PASSED and got the DREAM JOB I SO DESPARATELY needed!!!

Summary:

* 5'9" / 225 lbs / Slow Metabolism
* 1 week after stopping could not even dilute to test negative
* 2 weeks, was able to dilute and test negative
* 3 weeks, was able to test negative without dilution (light line)
* it's now been 4 weeks and I have a SOLID line
* Heavy smoker for the past year before I quit (Good Weed Too)

Anyway, thanks for the dilution sticky and if I ever have to do this again, I will be prepared to SUB...though this will never be a problem again as I am now a non-smoker...i just never want this stress again...like i said before, I'll miss you MJ, but I'd miss my wife and children more...and my cushy job