Oh man, I remember my first time getting really really high off of edibles. The butter I make is usually so dark green it looks black when it's all clumped together, and my first batch with the stuff was made late at night, so I just crashed out after I finished, and figured I'd munch on a cookie the next day after I got home from work.

Well, turned out I had to work overtime, and it was so busy, I barely had time to eat anything all day. I got home and of course, grabbed one of the snickerdoodles and munched away before dinner. After dinner, my girl and I were watching a movie on the couch, and about 30 minutes into it, they started speaking french or something. I couldn't make it out! Another 20 minutes, and I was sure it had turned to pig latin! "Who would make such a crazy movie!" I thought to myself, and soon retired to the room to read a good book.

Well, you know how when you kind of cross your eyes and unfocus when you're looking at a page of text, the spaces between words kind of make little pictures or shapes? Well, long story short, I was convinced someone had replaced the shitakes we ate at dinner with something a little more psychedelic! After the text in the book looked like it was going to just hop of the page and gobble me up, I decided going to sleep was my best option. Woke up the next day with about 0 brain power.

So long story short.... SLEEP IT OFF!