@Glugg

Thanks for the compliment! I came up with it after watching waaayyyy too many nice pipes go the way of the one in this thread. Literally, I've seen thousands of dollars of glass broken in my day for the stupidest reasons.

The best thing about Das Boot is that it also keeps the water cold (or hot, if you prefer) while you're smoking, as well as protects the pipe from setting it down too hard, knocking it against the side of the table (or ashtray, as in this case), and has even been tested for small drops.

The sides are extra-thick 3mm neoprene rubber, and the bottom is non-slip and extra thick 5mm neoprene rubber, for safety and stability. This is not the same cheap foam or thin neoprene that you commonly find on other types of beer coozies. Plus the outsides, and insides are covered in a soft nylon fabric so they will slip on easily and never damage your glass.

I'm probably going to make some youtube videos to show just how effective these are.