Bacchus 1:1-9

1. On on the first day Bacchus created man, woman, animals, dinosaurs, aliens, and a bunch of other stuff 2. (days were really, really, really long back then). 3. The last thing he created was cannabis. 4. On the second day, he rested. 5. On the third day, he got ready to do some more creating right after some bong hits. 6. On the fourth day, he forgot what he was going to create. 7. On the fifth day, he rested. 8. On the sixth day, he created brownies and put some cannabis in them. 9. On the seventh day, he created music and spent the day chilling and recuperating from a long week.

Book of B yo!