Was it as panicked as that cop that stole weed from evidence, made brownies, ate WAY too many, and called the cops on himself. I'm sure this YouTube video is not new, but it keeps getting better every time!
YouTube - "Stoned Cop Calls 911: A Drama"
"Time is going by really, really, really slow." BTW, I think the best version is this one with the stick figures sketch artist recreation. Enjoy!