"Who knows, what evil, lurks in the hearts of men?"

Da Wee Zards do!
<Muahahahaha!>


We no sleep, we no blink.
Live unner da kitchen sink.

We tree D, n free.
An' we small, like a flea.
Got tiny, hi-def, cameras unner our pillows
We see, and oft' record all hoomin pecadillos.
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T'ink on dat, a bit!

I'll wait...
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Mmm!
It is said that a :bigsmoke:'s as good as a:S4: to a blind pig.

So, I gonna spell dis out.


Mess wit' my "big M" an' ya jus' might see yer last wank on You-tube!!

Roger, dat?

Good!
I'm glad we onna same page now.

Mmm, oh yeah, sorry 'shake, but I no waste M.
Dat goop's AG. strength Tanglefoot.
Comes right off wit' a wirebrush.

Silly Hoomins, M., is for Zards.

W.