for all my maltese friends!!! man how much we loved to sing this at school. i remeber lots of others but i dont want to write them down (i found this ready hehe)





IL-POEMA TA' DUN PAWL CASHA MULA


Katarina ta' l-imtiehen
f'nofs ta lejl hassitu diehel
qaltli "Pawlu dan xi jkun?
filli rieqed filli jqum?"

Jien ghidt "dak l-arblu tar-razza
ittih tnejn u tilma tazza
dik persuntu tpaxxi l-ghajnejn
nitfaghhulek naqsmek tnejn"

Qaltli "pawlu nixtieq nipprova
imma fih riha ta ncova"
jien ghidtilha "lanqas jimporta,
kemm int kerha qishek torta"

"Ejja Pawl dahhlu sal-bajd
halli ndur dahri mal-hajt
imma skossja u tini pjacir
halli nhossa m'oxxi ttir"

"ahh Katrina x'gost ittini,
qed inhossa ser tigini,
kemm inhossni ferjan,
anki zobbi sar arqan"

"Anki int ragel tal genn,
x'ras ghandu ostja man!
u kif gibtli oxxi hara
inti veru ttiha gost mara"

"Katarina !! wasslet sewwa
x'gost qed niehu ndahhlu gewwa
ara gejja ha ntajjara,
u ma halqek infarfara"

"Iftah halqek ha tilqa kollox
erdaghhuli bil-bajd b'kollox.
ghandek ragun tghid li hu kbir
ghax flok tazza mlejt barmil"

"Grazzi Katarina, tassew fik gost
toqghodx tghid kemm jiena tost
nergghu niltaqghu bhal-lum 8'ijiem
ha nerdghalek kullimkien"

"Iva Pawl, halli f'idejja
niehdu nejka bhal tal-lejla
izda qabel iddahhlu gewwa,
jekk joghgbok, tista tahslu sewwa?"


hahahhaha



something for the other english speaking people (a poem about politicians)


State of the land

The country was in such a terrible state,
Parliament rose for a budget debate,
It was quite a few moments before Alfred spoke
When he said ??sex will cost ten quid a poke?

Whether you are short , long or skinny or thick,
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,
Lino Spiteri said ??now Alfred, look here,
Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer?

Sciberras Trigona arose looking glum,
??will I be exempt coz I only like bum??
Alfred replied and sounded quite airy
??You??ll f***ing pay double you dirty old fairy!?

So up stood Eddie to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Helena Dalli, and whipped off her drawers
He straddled across her and f***ed he at will
Then shouted to Alfred ??put that on your bill?

Gavin Gulia shouted ??I think I??ll resign?
I haven??t had pussy for a very long time,
I dream every night of a big juicy crotch,
But ten quid a jump is a bit f***ing much

The debate carried on, ??oh what a night
Alfred was bonking every woman in sight
The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
And in the excitement the dumb bill went through

So now in the bedrrroms of Malta each night
There??s many a fanny closed up good and tight
They??re taxing our water, our light and our smokes
And now these same bastards are taxing our pokes

If ten pounds a time is the price we must pay,
It is with ourselves that we no have to play,
So to quench our frustration, we must have a wank
For the state of the country, we have Alfred to thank

(M-Arcus)