Quote Originally Posted by Dr Timothy Leary
go into your shower...wrap toilet paper all around your head, as if to make a mask of sum sort, then wear some headphones - and plug them into a can of tuna, sunflower oil NOT brine, as the clarity and reception is greatly reduced with brine, then...tape a can of WD40 to your left ankle, and finally - eat your eighth, and sleep at the base of your dads bed
lmao, that's the funniest thing i've read recently!
also, make sure you snort a line of ants, preferably RED for the more intense head-rush