use a real pipe, it will work much better. and going outside would work. why cant you go through the window? Or just walk strait out the door. the bottle cant be workin and when they pump ur septic its gonna be odd that theres 70 gatorade bottle in there........
if you can have an eigth at all times I am sure you can spare 15 or 20 bucks for a nice glass spoon, or 8 for a metal pipe, but they make smoke taste bad.......
Get a new spoon, and smoke on. outdoor is preffered, it gives you a much nicer feeling. more euphoric