five bucks, a blunt, and a crazy day

[MCNasty]

Damn, today was a hell of a day. After i woke up and got ready to go to my crews place, i found myself locked out of my crib with only five bucks and my car keys while on the other side of the door lay my cell phone(with contacts #'s) and fifteen bucks. That was a shitty way to start my day, at least i had a peach optima in my coat. I went over to four different houses to gather money from som heads consisting in amounts of 3, 5,3,and4 adding to my five which gave us anough to get a dub. And roll it to a blunt with the cigar in my pocket.
Now, this is where shit gets crazy. My friends psycho-pot hating mom tracks us down while we are smoking a blunt;finally, in my deisel mercedes(slow ass hell) and we have de-reak the car of chronic and hide this cat on the opposite side of the car in which she just pulled up on. She ends up walking around the car talking to the four of us, examining if we blazed of course but this cause her son to start running all around the car trying to get out of sight. When she finally leaves she sees her son jump into my car and take off but she quickly turns around to follow us but just as we take a corner to fast, a cop pulls behind me and gives me the sign. Now was hard but luckily we had already hidden the hidden paraphenilia and dope due to my boy's skizo mom. So we play itt off and i get a ticket for going 31 in a 25 zone. BULLSHIT!!!!!So we finished that sweet peach blunt, parted ways and now i'm at home smoking a bowl and thinking how i'm going to pay this $100 ticket because we was going 6 FUCKING MILES TO FAST.
But on the bright side (not for me) my homeboy didn't get cuaght being stoned by his mom because he could not play it off. And neither could anyone if your mom sniff you out for pot head to toe.

MCNasty Reviewed by MCNasty on 04-04-2005. five bucks, a blunt, and a crazy day Damn, today was a hell of a day. After i woke up and got ready to go to my crews place, i found myself locked out of my crib with only five bucks and my car keys while on the other side of the door lay my cell phone(with contacts #'s) and fifteen bucks. That was a shitty way to start my day, at least i had a peach optima in my coat. I went over to four different houses to gather money from som heads consisting in amounts of 3, 5,3,and4 adding to my five which gave us anough to get a dub. And Rating: 5

[rhinoblanco]

one question:

if he could "not play it off" how did he not get caught.

that is bullshit tho, clearly no law was broken, almost anywhere the limit for speeding in like residential areas is 7 mph.

that was one fucked up day

[MCNasty]

yea that pig was playa hatin'

[MCNasty]

oh yea he played off not being seen by his mom but, if he were cuaght he could not play off being high, reaking, and blood shot eyes is usually a dead give away no playin it off then

[Kramerica]

I can hide being high from anyone on the planet.....
Except my girl

Speaking of Optimos.....
All I smoke now are bowls but a few years back when I smoked with a group we smoked blunts. Back then, they hadnt started selling the flavored blunts....
So I gotta try that.

[MCNasty]

Yea the optimo peach taste really good smoked with fine weed

[Bman719]

... Well I'm speechless.... somewhat dumbfounded actually. I just want to know how the hell you can drive a car when you can't put words together to make a sentence. I don't mean to "playa" hate but you sound like a rich ass white boy in the burbs.... Here's all I'm going to say on the matter of your "crazy" ass day.

- If you were driving, then how the hell did she track you down? And if you were parked in one spot smoking the fattie (which you probably did) then you're a dumbfuck for not driving around and having less of a chance of getting caught.

- You should have been more aware of what was going on. If you knew your friend's mom didn't like pot and liked to track his ass down, then it's common sense to do it in a place where you won't get caught or have any chance of being interrupted. (Her driving up is an interruption)

- Yeah the cop was a dick, but the truth of the matter is, you're speeding. Speeding has risks, including being pulled over being one of those risks. If you can't take the consequences, don't take the risk.

- I suggest spending less time smoking pot and more time in school... because you can't speak worth a damn. Doesn't mean you shouldn't toke up... but people with low IQs such as yourself shouldn't be smoking yourself retarted, when you're ignorant in the first place.

Don't mean to "playa hate" just wanna give you some shit to think about..... Shit that happened that day was all you and your friends faults.

[MCNasty]

It was chance that the cop was in the same area, and that the mom knew where we were. And BMAN callin me a rich ass white boy is pathetic. My car cost 5 hundred dollars which i am still paying off but i dont have enough weed to sell to get anything. And for living in the Suburbs i live in the northside of san jose, a shit hole but i cant afford more than 750 a month with my shitty part time job. I just wanted to Give BMAN 719 something to think about when he states shit he don't know

[MCNasty]

It was chance that the cop was in the same area, and that the mom knew where we were. And BMAN callin me a rich ass white boy is pathetic. My car cost 5 hundred dollars which i am still paying off but i dont have enough weed to sell to get anything. And for living in the Suburbs i live in the northside of san jose, a shit hole but i cant afford more than 750 a month with my shitty part time job. I just wanted to Give BMAN 719 something to think about when he states shit he don't know

Try growing up hella poor in englewood, epa and humboldt then reorganize your thinking

[SLiC112]

damn... that's fucked up... $100 dollar fine for some bullshit... fuking pigs