Drug test tommorrow 11/19, so now what...

[allmwest]

i smoke all the time, last time i smoked was last night. I'm not going to smoke today, but have a piss test thurs. Also a blood test, but i think there just testing for, hmm, what is it called, can't remember right now, but there not looking for drugs in my blood!?! Anyways, so a friend told me about these pills i should get from this headshop like 40 mins away. He says there a definite. Do i really need to drive 40 mins to get these exact pills or can i just go pick something up closer to my home at another headshop, or GNC. I heard something there works, does anyone know what it's called. Anyways, I have about 22 hrs til my drug test, what would u recommend, if not using fake urine. Liquid cleaner? PIlls? help me out please! also should i be fasting or what?

allmwest Reviewed by allmwest on 11-18-2009. Drug test tommorrow 11/19, so now what... i smoke all the time, last time i smoked was last night. I'm not going to smoke today, but have a piss test thurs. Also a blood test, but i think there just testing for, hmm, what is it called, can't remember right now, but there not looking for drugs in my blood!?! Anyways, so a friend told me about these pills i should get from this headshop like 40 mins away. He says there a definite. Do i really need to drive 40 mins to get these exact pills or can i just go pick something up closer to Rating: 5

[Burnt Toast]

If you can get the fake pee, use it. The rewards are many.:thumbsup:

As far as (ahem) "cleansers" go, read my post (post #6) in this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...me-advice.html


If you cant find a sub, then your only other option is dilution.
Read this thread: http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-test...uidelines.html

[allmwest]

hey burnt toast, thanks for ur replay. I haven't had a chance to look at ur posts yet, but definitly will. I just got back from a headshop and bought a pill called OMNI, ever heard of it? supposedly it's the best thing around, at least where i live, gboro, nc. I've heard stories of people getting random drug test and popping this pill 30 mins before a test, with 48oz of water, don't eat 3 hrs before the test, and try to piss about 4 times before the real one, it cleans out ur blood and liver as well. it was 40 bucks. i know people say that its just a hokes, these drinks and pills, but i just smoked last night, and felt it would be better to at least buy something then just drink a whole bunch of water, which i'm still going to do.

[Burnt Toast]

Apparently, you didnt read my post in that thread. So here it goes....

All detox products "work" because of dilution (that is, when they do work). That means they work because of the water that you are required to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and shills would like the customer to believe. You could spend $60 - $200 on the magic potion and not accomplish anything different than you would with just vitamin B2 and water.

The so-called 'guarantees' are of no kind of insurance that the snake oil works. Often when the product does fail, and the customer attempts to exercise the 'guarantee', s/he is told that:

a) "You mustve not followed the instructions, therefore the guarantee is voided."

b) "Using cannabis is illegal, and our products are not to be used on lawfully administered drug tests, therefore the guarantee is voided"

In summary, detox products are an expensive scam that exist only to captialize on the so-called "war on drugs" by seperating the credulous from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the "war on drugs" without these leeching scam artists entering the mix.

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do this.

[allmwest]

Yea, i didnt read it yet because i couldn't access it from my iphone, but I just read it, make sense.. I think it's to late for me to get some fake urine though. I will be drinking alot of water though, taking this OMNI pill, and hoping for the best, which I already know I'm going to pass anyways, because of the energy I have put out into the universe, it always works....So in conclusion, I will be posting again in the next week talking about this OMNI pill I bought and what I think of it. Thanks again

[Burnt Toast]

If you do pass, it wont be because of the pill, it would be the water you drank, which served to temporarily dilute the THCA concentration that was present in your bladder at the time, enough to where the urine sample registered below the cutoff thresholds of the drug screen.

I've heard stories of people getting random drug test and popping this pill 30 mins before a test, with 48oz of water

So there you have it - proof positive that the magic pill "works" via the dilution factor. They wouldve passed that same test anyway, just on the 48 oz of water alone and without the magic pill to go along with it.

[allmwest]

Well, I didnt really get to use the pill. Stupid me went out the night before drank way to much, knowing i had to fast the next day. I woke up so sick, didn't know how i was gonna do it, but went anyways. Took the pill an hour before the test, started drinking water(fyi, I havent thrown up in like 7 years) but this day I literally through up 10 times all the liquid i was trying to drink. it was one of the worst days ever, didn't even take the test til about 4 hrs later of taking the pill, got the test results back. POSITIVE...didn't get the job, and the doctor makes me feel like I'm a horrible person for having marajuana in my system. I'm over these jobs that require a drug test!!!:

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