My Friend,

There is only one solid answer so I will do you the solid.

Detoxify Brand Products - Trusted by Millions get the $60 Ultra, or at least the $50 Mega Clean follow directions and whoilla, you pee apple fuckin cider, LOL

No really it works they even sell / give for a $1 a urine test to insure your specific habit is cleansed wether it be MMJ, or the much detested "harder drugs" this will clean it all out. '

A real ROTO ROOTER for your pee!

Get the Ultra, get the test(s), drink lots of water and you are good to go that very day, this is a No Brainer.
it is guaranteed to boot.

All detox products "work" because of dilution (that is, when they do work). That means they work because of the water that you are required to drink with them. They do not rid the body of THC, nor do they convert THC into something that cannot be detected, as the makers and shills would like the customer to believe. You could spend $60 - $200 on the magic potion and not accomplish anything different than you would with just vitamin B2 and water.

The so-called 'guarantees' are of no kind of insurance that the snake oil works. Often when the product does fail, and the customer attempts to exercise the 'guarantee', s/he is told that:

a) "You mustve not followed the instructions, therefore the guarantee is voided."

b) "Using cannabis is illegal, and our products are not to be used on lawfully administered drug tests, therefore the guarantee is voided"

In summary, detox products are an expensive scam that exist only to captialize on the so-called "war on drugs" by seperating the credulous from their hard-earned cash. Cannabis users are already victimized enough by the "war on drugs" without these leeching scam artists entering the mix. :wtf:

There is no product that can rid the body of THC. Only time and exercise can do this.