Cum

[ciller]

My ex actually prefered it if I came on her instead of inside. Though I think she did it for practical reasons as opposed to doing it for fun. She just didn't like all that cum inside her, apparently I came too much? Oh well.
Problem is when you pull out and cum, its not neccesarily easy to control. There were a few times Id get it all over her body, or on her face, in her hair. I've even hit the head board, the pillows, the wall... cum everywhere!

I was especially proud of the wall one.


Laundry's a bitch too.

[fikusroot]

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

[lil josh]

lol funny 1 i spunked on her face then shaved my pubes then threw them on her face n they stuck to the cum then i made her dance around like a monkey lol

[MegaOctane12]

My ex actually prefered it if I came on her instead of inside. Though I think she did it for practical reasons as opposed to doing it for fun. She just didn't like all that cum inside her, apparently I came too much? Oh well.
Problem is when you pull out and cum, its not neccesarily easy to control. There were a few times Id get it all over her body, or on her face, in her hair. I've even hit the head board, the pillows, the wall... cum everywhere!

I was especially proud of the wall one.


Laundry's a bitch too.

cool you must never masturbate at all to have all that jizz

[shilling]

Sometimes my cum comes out purple. Does this happen to anyone else.

yeah dude, i get a whole rainbow of spunkjuice fly out!

Seriously, I would see a doctor, alternatively, make a purple monkey!

[ciller]

cool you must never masturbate at all to have all that jizz

Think Peter North Jr.

[Pride]

LOL funny thread.

I don't cum in the mouth much, she seems to like it more when it's on her breasts.

[Kryzco]

fikusroot

you've been sigged

that was the funniest shit I've read in a long time

I hate to say I'm open-minded and all but thats a little extreme for me

[JMRinFLA]

When I was 17 I was doing my girlfriend doggy style on her parents bed. I wasn't wearing a rubber so I needed to pull out. Just as pulled out and squirted all over her back her father walked in! We were facing the door so he got the full view! About 2 weeks later my mother caught me in the shower with the same chick. Now that I'm a parent I make lots of noise when I come home!

[WEED_UK]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmfg sounds freaky!!!!

Maybe you should try the 4 legged horse next.............................................. ......jiz on her face .......then cut ur legs off,throw them on her face and make her run around like a horse........actually No.............Dont do it.....................lol