I've seen that little thingamajig before - my boyfriend sent it to me. He laughed his ass off at it, especially considering that we hadn't seen each other in a while, and it was kind of true.

Also.
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I'm no expert on women, in fact I dont think that such a thing exists, but I have been known to swing a few broads and might be able to help out.

This might suck, but...

Try being a little more of a pretty boy. Before you get mad, listen. I saw your picture smokin out of a sobe bottle and you've got long hair. Cut that. Girls don't like it when guys have longer hair than they do. It was cool in the 80's to have long hair, but not really anymore.
Let's give you some advice from my perspective, shall we?

Don't chop off your hair. Long hair is hot. My boyfriend had long hair. Then there was this incident where he almost went to prison, panicked, and cut it all off... So, perhaps long hair isn't always the greatest thing, but trust me - it is hot. Look at Fabio... Or don't, actually.


On a completely random sidenote. Kyle, m'dear, you are utterly hot.
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