Quote Originally Posted by ermitonto
Yeah, I came from a place so full of skanks and STDs I wouldn't touch any of the women there with a 10-foot pole (or a 6-inch penis). I'll lose my virginity someday, I don't worry about that, and I've always got my right hand, but I have terrible luck meeting and talking to girls.
I'm no expert on women, in fact I dont think that such a thing exists, but I have been known to swing a few broads and might be able to help out.

This might suck, but...

Try being a little more of a pretty boy. Before you get mad, listen. I saw your picture smokin out of a sobe bottle and you've got long hair. Cut that. Girls don't like it when guys have longer hair than they do. It was cool in the 80's to have long hair, but not really anymore.

Also, when you go out, and you know there are girls around, you can't dress like a hippy stoner, unless you want to bang hippy stoners for the rest of your life. Plus if you dress like a stoner, lots of people will think you're a stoner, which isn't good.

As far as talking to girls, it's nothing, just be yourself. If they don't like it, fuck em. Try to remember that girls are usually just as nervous as guys, so if you can just make simple conversation, that's half the battle.

I didn't mean to shit on you about your hair and hippy stoner attire, but I've seen a lot of your posts and you seem like you can handle the truth. I had to wake up one day and start dressing nice around girls, too.

But PLEASE don't be a pretty boy 24/7. When you're with your boys, just rock out with your cock out man. Good luck to ya.

Peace bro.

-Dirty