Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

[jacquelyne]

Hes cool alright nobody has that hair its a mullet with a bit of a mohawk added i think im starting a new trend here in Aus Seriously.Gets alot of compliments usually.Some oldies dont like it much.

[kyle]

That's awesome, I say you leave it until HE does not want it. Mullets are cool!

[Blissy]

I've seen that little thingamajig before - my boyfriend sent it to me. He laughed his ass off at it, especially considering that we hadn't seen each other in a while, and it was kind of true.

Also.

I'm no expert on women, in fact I dont think that such a thing exists, but I have been known to swing a few broads and might be able to help out.

This might suck, but...

Try being a little more of a pretty boy. Before you get mad, listen. I saw your picture smokin out of a sobe bottle and you've got long hair. Cut that. Girls don't like it when guys have longer hair than they do. It was cool in the 80's to have long hair, but not really anymore.

Let's give you some advice from my perspective, shall we?

Don't chop off your hair. Long hair is hot. My boyfriend had long hair. Then there was this incident where he almost went to prison, panicked, and cut it all off... So, perhaps long hair isn't always the greatest thing, but trust me - it is hot. Look at Fabio... Or don't, actually.


On a completely random sidenote. Kyle, m'dear, you are utterly hot.

[Belleza666]

I've only done it once dude, and neither of us had an orgasm. Smoke until you forget.


BTW she gave me a handjob after so it's all good.

i could give you an orgasm, but shh don't tell anyone.

No one in particular is getting the finger.

i want the finger!!