Scotland!

-tattie scones with your breakfast...scottish salmon....and mussels.... and venison sausages... a proper scottish mince pie.... and scottish morning rolls.... Irn-Bru....

-John Smeaton..... Only in Scotland would you see someone punching and kicking a man who is on fire.... alongside other people going about thier daily business and not batting an eyelid...

-raging purple faced alcoholics...

-the yearly fortnight of scorching 'hot' summer sunshine.... and guessing which month it's gonna be in?
june?... july?... or eh?... september?

-going for a walk with the dog in the countryside.... (before you realise some inbred dick's have scattered thier empty beer cans everywhere.... and hacked lumps out of a tree with a machete...)