Check this out:

I stopped over to see my nephew today who happened to be at a friends house. The friend starts to tell me this story about this pretty kick butt bong that he has sitting on the floor of his garage.

I say to him, "how much was this sucker?" as I point to the very large glass bong hanging from my mouth.

His response, "free. I took it from my 14 year old kids room after I told him enough was enough, clear the room of your paraphernalia." Nothing about stop smoking, nothing about what a bad example the father is, nothing of intelligent proper rationalism that says to a parent there is something wrong with my 14 year old smoking dope. This is what came from the kids room. It was a giant 300 dollar hand blown bong. WTF is a 14 year old doing with it and how come the dad is now using it himself? This kind of crap really pisses me off. That whole family makes responsible smokers look bad.